Oh Deer

I saw a deer crossing sign once. I thought, that’s nice of them to give the deer a place to cross. Very considerate. In Wisconsin, deer don’t use the sign though. They cross wherever they want. They treat your headlights like a spotlight and your car like a timing challenge. This shirt is for people who know driving at dusk is less transportation and more a wildlife-based reflex test.

• 6.1 oz.
• 100% ring-spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline